The other night about midnight I awoke when I heard our bedroom door shut. Then the closet light shut off. I started saying kids names, expecting an answer. Finally Sylas says, "Don't be frightened mama, I woke up and I just needed to check on you. I had a feeling you needed me to snuggle you." Well of course I need to be snuggled by a huge 5 year old in the middle of the night. What a sneaky way to end up in our bed.
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One kid comes running in the house and declares "You don't have to water the flowers tonight." I walk outside to investigate and see that the flowers all have sprinkles on them. "Well guys that's odd, it's not raining so what happened here?" They both looked at each other and said, "Some other kids were walking by and just peed on them." Of course! Random strange children just pee on my flowers.
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I was trying to pee and a kid walked in. "Close the door please I want my privacy." He closes the door. "Your supposed to be on the outside of the door. I want my privacy." "It's okay I'm going to push on the door so no one else gets in and you have lots of privacy okay." Seriously will I ever pee alone again!!!
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We were eating dinner and Brayden picked a bunch of food up with his hands. I handed him a napkin and said "let's wipe your hands off and use a fork. We don't need to eat like cavemen." Sylas pipes up and says, "whose Caven and why does he eat messy?" Really no one listens to me!
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"Just so you know when I'm 1530 years old I'm going to download all the apps I want! Even the ones that cost money!"
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"I fink you are a little crabby today mama. Maybe you need to take a big breath and hold it for a long time. Like till you go to sleep." Great advice kid! Hold my breath till I pass out. Hmmm actually that might work...
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One kid comes running in the house and declares "You don't have to water the flowers tonight." I walk outside to investigate and see that the flowers all have sprinkles on them. "Well guys that's odd, it's not raining so what happened here?" They both looked at each other and said, "Some other kids were walking by and just peed on them." Of course! Random strange children just pee on my flowers.
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I was trying to pee and a kid walked in. "Close the door please I want my privacy." He closes the door. "Your supposed to be on the outside of the door. I want my privacy." "It's okay I'm going to push on the door so no one else gets in and you have lots of privacy okay." Seriously will I ever pee alone again!!!
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We were eating dinner and Brayden picked a bunch of food up with his hands. I handed him a napkin and said "let's wipe your hands off and use a fork. We don't need to eat like cavemen." Sylas pipes up and says, "whose Caven and why does he eat messy?" Really no one listens to me!
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"Just so you know when I'm 1530 years old I'm going to download all the apps I want! Even the ones that cost money!"
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"I fink you are a little crabby today mama. Maybe you need to take a big breath and hold it for a long time. Like till you go to sleep." Great advice kid! Hold my breath till I pass out. Hmmm actually that might work...
